September 2, 2009

WOULD YOU BE SNAPPED CRYING OR IN BED (WITH ANOTHER MAN!)?

As you know, dear readers, I’m Agony Aunt
to the Stars
in Your Lola Lifeline column! (btw
The September one’s appearing shortly!) Lorenzo
Agius
is something similar! Well, not an Agony Aunt
exactly! But Photographer to the Stars! Apparently,
they feel so comfortable and relaxed with him that they
allow him to snap them in all kinds of, well, unusual
scenarios. Such as: Crying. Blindfolded. Eating
chips. In bed (two male stars!) Mouse-watching...


Scenarios that I wouldn’t let myself be snapped in,
would you?! Well, maybe eating chips but crying?
Blindfolded? In bed? (But hang on, which two
male stars are we talking about here?!!
)

From 14 September to 14 October 2009, Lorenzo’s
images will be on show at the Alon Zakaim
Fine Art Gallery, Mayfair, London
so do get
along there if you can. But here’s a selection of
them especially for you, my dear readers:

Jude Law, Ewan McGregor

Eddie Izzard

Angelina Jolie

Madonna

Jack Nicholson

Hugh Jackman

Liam Gallagher, Patsy Kensit

Ewan again

Keira & those chips!


WELL, DEAR READERS, WHICH SITUATIONS
WOULD YOU NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE
SNAPPED IN? WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE?


OH, AND DO HELP YOURSELF TO SOME OF
THIS CANDY ON YOUR WAY OUT!!

Grrrh! Grrrh! Grrh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
Grrh! Grrh! Grrh! Agh! Agh! Agh!!


No, I mean THIS candy!!


xxLOL LOLA:)

22 comments:

Heavenly Housewife said...

No, I wouldn't allow some weird picture of me blindfolded or in bed. A girl has got to keep a sense of mystery about her Some mystique .That being said I really like the pictures of Madonna (who is looking unusually peaceful) and Keira Knightly. I hope to catch the exhibit, thanks for the heads up :D
p.s. is that La Boqueria candy?

laterg8r said...

i wouldn't kick jude law out of bed for eating crackers :D

love the pic of madonna too but why so far away with hugh - he's hot, get CLOSER man!

ps - my word verification is shagg (subliminal messaging????)

Maggi said...

So I had this clever comment to leave but once I saw Colin Dahling the entire thing went out of my head so you're stuck with this comment, sorry Lola! (Your PA is messing with my head! *sigh* Colin...)

French Fancy said...

I bet that is the nearest Keira K has been to a chip

Eva said...

love this post!! love this blog!! and as for colin, well...

xoxox

londongirl said...

fabulous post - each one even better thanthe last!! :D

can't waitfor the lifeline! lol

Tracey said...

The crying one.. I am not a pretty cryier... yuck!! I hate when I cry.. the one with the cigarette is kinda bad too.. Ewan looks sick. I don't photograph as beautiful as you Lola..if I had your looks, it would be no hold bars!!

Draffin Bears said...

Lovely post dear, thank you.
It would be so great to see the exhibition. I do like Eddie Izzard, he is such an interesting and funny man. Keira is lovely too.
thanks for the eye candy and the candy. yumm!

It is always so much fun to come and visit you.

Hugs
Carolyn

Dustjacket Attic said...

Oh yeah, love this post. The first photo is fantastic, love Ewan hmmm not so sure about Jude.Love the photo of Madonna, normally she annoys me.

Colin is look fabulous I have to say (I'm with you on that Maggi) and so is all that candy.

I was reading your comments, they are hilarious, I love French Fancy's and laterg8r - way to go girls.
xoxo

daylily777 said...

Hi Lola,
I think all the pics are very interesting & this is a very fun post.The stars generally are looking great except for the crying and the cigarett hanging out of the mouth.But I wouldn't like any of the poses for myself.
~Myrna
ps Thanks for stopping by

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Hi darling Lola,
love candy...especially eye candy!
(blush-blush*)

Amanda said...

Matching jarmies for the boys. How nice. And I'm sure Keira is only looking at the chips. She could do with eating a few!

Eva said...

just noticed those celebs in bed in theside bar! too cool!

Amy said...

Love, love the Jude Law/Ewan McGregor pic, it's great! And Jack Nicholson cracks me up! I like Keira, good to see her eating some chips! I need a closer view of Hugh - what's up with that?!But Colin is my fave, score! hmm hmm hmmmmm lolol

I don't think I'd want to be snapped in bed with anyone else but in really cozy, colorful pjs in a big fluffy bed by my lonesome, No prob! But if Lola would be in the pic with me, sitting on the other side of my queen sized bed against some fluffy pillows, now that would be wonderful!
I don't have a problem being snapped crying - and I'm an ugly crier! lol but I want waterproof mascara!
There are definitely some photos I wouldn't want snapped..... but that's a whole other blog! LOL

Great post!
~ A

GypsyFox The Glamorous Betty Crocker said...

I love his photography..hmm I think I would draw the line at the toilet LOL!!! I cant think of any other awkward shot?! LOL love the "candy"

Clarity said...

I would retain the mystery of the bedroom, unless it was a friend photographing or a slumber party - then snap away.

Ewan always looks photogenic and I like the blindfold shot, there is something classic about it, like a Bronte novel. Am I too innocent?

Mmm sweets, more...

little miss trish said...

Just letting you know i've given you an award: http://trishiekoh.blogspot.com/2009/09/drumroll-please.html

Have a great weekend!

PS: That first picture of jude and ewan made me laugh!! hilarious!

Nora Johnson said...

Thank you everyone for all the great comments! Not surprisingly perhaps, Keira & that bed scene got the most...!

xxxLOLA:)

Slices of Beauty... said...

Not in bed at all!
Lovely post.

Bhavesh Chhatbar said...

I draw no line :)

Definition of a Respectable Human Being

Jessica Cangiano said...

Oh my, what dazzling shots, I just adore the one of Jack in a cape, it suits him better than one might guess.

If that candy is the magical calorie-free kind, please sign me up for a wagon load full - I so need some teeth-achingly saccharine treats right about now :P


Tons of hugs & air kisses to you both!
♥ Jessica

JamaGenie said...

Came back for some more of that wonderful candy - the luscious, scrumptious human variety. Yummmm...